Intestinal fortitude

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Intestinal fortitude

Postby tbuchanan » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:03 am

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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby Ben » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:16 am

He's taken homebrewing to a whole new level.
If his body's a temple, he must be a Trappist.


There have to be more one-liners from this.
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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby Todd_F » Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:16 pm

idunno, high on life?
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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby eric » Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:57 pm

I blame the women's rights movement. They now serve in the military and we get yeast infections.

Wow...that was WAY inappropriate. As a moderator I might have to remove this post. :shock:
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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby tomh » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:57 am

Yep, you got your macro-brewery, your micro-brewery, nano-brewery, and now... your guttural brewery???
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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby Ben » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:53 am

tomh wrote:Yep, you got your macro-brewery, your micro-brewery, nano-brewery, and now... your guttural brewery???


I prefer "Personal Brewery".

Finally, the Missouri Legislature has the ideal brewing size for their proposed law, "Personal consumption" rather than "personal use".
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Re: Intestinal fortitude

Postby tomh » Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:56 am

As a personal brewery maybe it can be named, in keeping with the times, the iBrew system :)
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